New Rules to be kept by ICC

After watching the test match, someone has written some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect clarification

(1) Ricky Ponting - (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED ) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE .

(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

(4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

(5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACISM only.

(6) MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advice only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.

(7) NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

(8) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE : If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING - "THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET" more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET .

These rules will clarify better to the all the teams VISITING AUSTRALIA .

TAARE ZAMEEN PAR .....if someone else had made this movie......

Taare Zameen par is one movie i really loved watching......the main reason being shah rukh not in the movie......i ll write a blog abt that lovely movie very soon.But for now jus go thru this funny mail forward.

If Karan Johar made Taare

• Obvious starcast:
  • Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
  • Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
  • Rani Mukerjee as the kid's mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
  • Abhishek Bachchan as the kid's dad.
  • Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).
  • It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.
  • The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid's mom. The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else's girl.
  • It would have one dance number.
  • The film would be titled 'Kuch Taare Zameen Par.'

If Sanjay Leela Bhansali made Taare

• Obvious starcast:
  • Salman as the teacher.
  • Rani as the mother.
  • Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets. The school would be nothing short of Harvard university.
  • An orchestra would play every time anyone cried.
  • Slow motion, different camera angles for every scene.
  • The school uniforms would match the classroom walls even though that does not make a f***ing difference.
  • The film would cost 60 crores.

If Farah Khan made Taare

• Obvious starcast:
  • SRK as the teacher (yawn).
  • In the original Taare, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah's version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself.
  • The story would be changed to make sure the above happened. The focus of the film would be a teacher who helps a kid fight dyslexia.
  • To make it a complete entertainer, there would be a romantic angle, comedy, and action thrown in. Oh idea!! Nikumbh's character likes another teacher and the kiddo helps him.. throw in some comedy moments there and you have romance and comedy settled. For action.. hmm.. lemme see.. oh yah, the kid gets kidnapped and the teacher fights the baddies to save him. Wow!! I'm quite an imaginative writer. I can see how Farah can write a film from scratch in two weeks straight.
  • The film posters would have a big SRK with the tiny image of the kid in the background.

If Rakesh Roshan made Taare

• Obvious starcast:
  • Hrithik Roshan as the teacher.
  • Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.
  • Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and instead of asking kids to be creative, he would ask them to challenge the science we know.
  • In the scene where Nikumbh asks the kids to open their minds and make whatever they want outdoors, the kid Ishaan, instead of making a boat, would end up making a working spaceship prototype.
  • Nikumbh would cure the kids problem by making a full fledged version of the kid's prototype, traveling to the alien planet, and asking them to give the kid his powers back.
  • The film would have mus ic by Rajesh Roshan ripped off from some world music.
  • The film's name would again start with a K.. probably 'Kuch Aliens Taaron se Zameen Par'.
  • The director would make sure Hrithik gets to show all his abilities. This would mean a scene with Roshan jr flexing his muscles, and a dance competition in the end, instead of an arts competition.

If Priyadarshan made Taare:

• Obvious starcast:
  • Akshay Kumar as the teacher.
  • Paresh Rawal as the kid's dad.
  • It would be a brainless comedy. The kid's dyslexia would be made fun of. Half the times the parents will be running after the kid from one room to the other and that, in the director's opinion, would be funny.
  • The film will be full of sex jokes. So for example, when Akshay would come to the parents telling them that their son has dyslexia, the ignorant father would say something inappropriate like 'iss umar mein? par kaise, woh to hamesha boys school mein padha hai!'. And yes, the director would think it is funny.
  • In the climax of the film all the characters in the film would run around in the amphitheater for no reason, spilling colors on each other. That's where the film will end, without any logical conclusion.
  • And of course, Paresh Rawal would emote like an epileptic himself making us question the boy's mental abilities anyway.

IBM TGMC-07

well this ibm head ache came to an end finally on the 15th dats on pongal day......well lots of sacrifices were made by everyone of us involved in the project to bring it to the shape it is in when we submitted.Jus hoping those pains will give fruit!!!

To begin with some IBM guy came and organized a seminar in our college and described about the latest IT trends and where it is going then he started about tgmc-The great Mind Challenge 2007......its just a web application development programme.For more info check out www.tgmc.in.

Well on hearing about it i had decided to do it.I asked praveen and parthiban there it self they too agreed.Raghavan was not there at that moment.Many in our class decided to do which included 8.5 Kamlesh,our gowribai,gokul and bubly praveen many more it seems who i dunno.

Then we 4 had decided to do it.In the meantime....the 3 lolayis of our class had asked one of our group member to join them it seems,he had denied.And ya our topic was Tourism Management Solutions.

Sept 15 was last day to submit synopsis,later extended to Oct 15th.We somehow managed to do it on date thanx to the efforts of parthiban which is worth mentioning.I had split the use case work to the three and the rest small small silra works i did.The three mailed their copies to me,I compiled them and by Oct 15th evening we had submitted the synopsis by mailing them.

Now begins the ultimate task to be done,well within 15 days end sem exams where supposed to begin so we did nt start the projet seriously.Exams rolled off november.Then in December we had holidays till 14th and day of submission was 15th.we started with designing er etc.....it went on and finally we thought of starting coding,thats the day when kamlesh,KK ad shanthakumar had come for their tgmc project.And there was a good news in tgmc website that the day was postponed to Jan 15th.

well the speed and force with which we had planned our work jus got diluted......now there was a need for some other force to mobilise our project.Well then i came abt the website www.cooltext.com. where we created bubly vista look like buttons for our project thats where we started and after several versions of our homepage we designed our final version of homepage when i went to praveen's house with parthi,KK,shanthakumar on new year eve.

Thats where we started and i think i did justice to the project as a team member,i hope our project leader Praveen accepts it,though i slept off on the day b4 submission........sorry for that guys......

It was 15th we had to submit on this day i woke up at 6 and did Java doc and jsp doc.then went to raghavan's house...current went off in his house.We had to leave to praveen's house then.......parthiban came later and joined us.there we did most of the remaining work and left praveen's house by 3:30.......reached guindy 4 and adyar gate hotel(ttk road) by 4:30........it was a long walk to IBM towers (near shankara hall) nearly 3 km ...we handed over the cd by 5:15 and returned home........

Well overall it was the 1st pongal i did nt taste my favourite sakara pongal made by my mom......which i like the most in her cooking!!!!!!!!!!!

Great thoughts for the new year

In life just dont trust people
who change their feelings with time
Instead trust those people
whose feelings remain the same
even when the time changes

we make them cry who care for us
we cry for those who never care for us
and we care for those who will never cry for us
this is the truth of life its strange but true
once you realize this,its ever too late to change

Never explain yourself to anyone
Because the person who likes you doesn't need it
and the person who dislikes you won't believe it

Dont let somebody become a priority in your life
when you are just an option in their life
Relationships work best when they are balanced

Dont write your names on sand,waves will wash it away.
Dont write your name in sky,wind may blow it away
Write your name in hearts of people you come in touch with
Thats's where it will stay.

Whatever you give to life,it gives you back.
Do not hate anybody.
The hatred which comes out from you will someday comeback to you.
Love others.And the love will comeback to you

For everything you have missed,you have gained something else.
And for everything you gain,you lose something else.
It is about your outlook towards life.You can either regret or rejoice

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you;
It is when you don't understand yourself

Arrow goes forward only after pulling in to backward
Bullet goes forward only after pressing the trigger backward.
Every human being will get happy
only after facing the difficulties in their life path
So do not afraid to face your difficulties
They will push you forward

Remember you are born to live
Dont live because you are born!
Dont go the way life takes you
Take life the way you go!

What we are today is result of our own past actions;
Whatever we wish to be in future depends on our present actions;
Decide how you have to act now
We are responsible for what we are,whatever we wish ourselves to be
We have the power to make ourselves