Rejection Dejection

Disclaimer:All names used in this post are fictious.Any resemblance to characters living or dead is purely coincidental.
Also the interview between the interviewer and Superstar Rajnikanth has been removed coz I myself cant kalichify my thalaivar...............ENJOY!!!!!!!!!

Report from the U.S. Government
After denial of visa to Narendra Modi, we have noticed that terrorism has been curbed to a great extent. Osama, who called up last night from Bunker No. 49, informed us that he is extremely pleased with U.S. action towards anti-Islamic nations. Observing the positive developments, in the best interest of world peace, we are hereby cancelling the visas of Manmohan Singh, Vajpayee, Laloo Prasad, Kris Srikkanth, Vijaykanth, T.Rajendar, and Subramania Swamy.

The reactions... (from todays news)

Interviewer : Manmohan-ji, what do you feel about this decision? What do you think is the reason behind this? What impact is it going to have on the country's repute? What is India going to do about it?
Manmohan : I welcome it. I feel Musharraf's mother has played a vital role in this, I would like to thank her. India's power has thus been made evident on the global front, thanks to Congress government. The Indian Government will make sure that Musharraf gets prime seats and pop-corns while watching the match and will take care to ensure that he is comfortable.

Interviewer : Ji, I was asking you about you the U.S. decision to cancel visas of many important Indians.
Manmohan : Baap re baap, is this true? How come Sonia ji never told me about this? I am sorry, I will be right back.

Manmohan (to Sonia) : Arey Sonia ji, you have given me the wrong piece of paper to memorise from, these people are here to ask me about some U.S. decision. They say visa cards are no longer valid in the U.S. Can I please apply for a Masters Card, please Sonia ji?

***
Interviewer : What are your thoughts on this Vajpayee ji?
Vajpayee : Is desh mein ganga *looks around for 7 seconds* behthi hai. Bharath desh mein *looks around for 12 seconds* kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi. *looks around for 6 seconds* The people *looks around for 2 3 seconds* of India *looks around for 29 seconds* are by no means *looks around for 4 seconds* lesser *looks around for 7 seconds*.......

Interviewer : Due to shortage of video tapes, were winding up here folks. We assume that Mr. Vajpayee is not taking this lightly. We will continue live telecast of this event tommorow at the same time. Mr. Vajpayee should have reached the conclusion part by then, hopefully. Thank you folks. Good night.

***
Interviewer : Does this disappoint you Laloo ji?
Laloo : Yes. I very disappoint. Doctor tell me I have mad cow dijeej.
Interviewer : Not that Laloo ji. Do you know the U.S. has denied your visa?
Laloo : How they can? I influence high in Buffalo region. Train and bus no run in bufallo tommorow.
Interviewer : How is that possible Laloo ji?
Laloo : I cowboy they cowboy. Cowboy to cowboy good relason. They protest for Laloo. I give fodder to Buffalo, buffalo faithful.

***
Interviewer : Are you worried about this Mr. Srikkanth?
Srikkanth : Arey, yeh kya. Life mey yeh subkuch bilkul hotha hai aur teek hai. Apnae influence use karke mey isko nothing kar dhoonga.
Interviewer : What would you do sir?
Srikkanth : Sirf natural game khelna. U.S. ke beech mey time spend karthi aur green card paathi.
Interviewer : Paathi?
Srikkanth : Hamarey gaaw mey "paathi" katti hee soar eat-they hai. Paathi kattinae se buthi aatha aur mere aatha kush hotha.

Interviewer : We will let you know what he meant pretty soon folks. We have sent it to Dan Brown to decode the message. If you know what he meant please SMS your answers to 7878. Thank you.

***
Interviewer : Your view Captain?
Vijaykanth : Dayavu seithu Damil-la kaelunga. Enakku aangilam pidikkathu. Aangilam namma podara pant maadhiri, aana thamizh namma podara underaayar maadhiri. Underaayar illama pant poda neenga enna Sooberman-a?
Interviewer : Neenga idhai pathi enna ninaikkareenga Captain?
Vijaykanth : India-la motham 157 U.S. embassy irukku. Adhula Damil Nadu-la mattum irukkara embassy-oda ennikkai 23. Idhula daily vara visa abblication 2378. Adhula rejet bannara abblications 1987. Indha 1987 abblications-um poda makkal selavu alikkara thogai 97,856. Aaga motham India-vukku oru naalaikku nastam 93,856 roobai. Adhaavadhu kitta thatta 2123 dollar. Idhunaala abblication rejet banna India yelai naadu aagum-nu U.S.-ku therinjuduchu. Adhaan abblication rejet pannaraanga. Dei George-u, indha ACF Ramana-va pathi unakku seriya dheriyaathu, we will meet, will meet, meet.

***
Interviewer : Sir, unga comments?
T.Rajendhar : Dei bushu, pannaraen da unna flush-u, enakku kodukka maattiya visa, idhukku unakkuenna tharanam fees-a, vida maataenda unna lesa!

***
Interviewer : Your reactions sir?
Subramania Swamy : Idho paarungo, enakku veecha kodukka maataen-nu sonnava enna nanna purinjukkathava. En pullaiyaandan America-vula irukaan. Thoappanaar-a paarkanum-nu aasai paataan. Adhaan naan anga pogaalamnu irundhaen. Amma Condoleeze Rice, unga paer-laye Rice-nu vechirukkael, Annapoorani-aana neengaley ippadi ellam seyyalama? Idhu ellam sitha kooda nanna illai.

***
Interviewer : Did u expect your visa to be cancelled Mr. Sidhu?
Sidhu : The American policy is as unpredictable as Laloo's butt, they explode at any moment.
Interviewer : Any comments?
Sidhu : If only people had brains the size of JLo's butt this could have been avoided.
Interviewer : How are you feelin now?
Sidhu : As comfortable as having a porcupine below my bum.
Interviewer : How should India react to it?
Sidhu : India is bending down in front of a bull with a red cloth on its buttocks. Time to get up.
Interviewer : Why do you always stick with bums Mr. Sidhu?
Sidhu : It is important that one puts his bums to proper use. Or else you need to use perfumes like pesticides.

***

Interviewer : You know what happened Saurav?
Ganguly : Please don't disturb me now, I am going in to bat, come back later.
Interviewer : Ok, I shall go to the loo and get back, see you then.

*After 2 mins*
Interviewer : It is good to have you back. What took you so long?
Ganguly : These stupid bolwers, they keep bowling no-balls.
Interviewer : Do you know the U.S. cancelled your visa?
Ganguly : Oh no, I was planning to play baseball there.
Interviewer : That's why they cancelled it.
Ganguly : I will take up the matter with Jagmohan Dalmiya. He knows Powell very well.
Interviewer : That's Ricardo Powell Saurav.
Ganguly : Oh. What do I do then?

Saurav Ganguly kya karega? To find out, tune in same time tommorow to Kyunki Saurav Bhi Kabhi Player They.

***
Interviewer : They have cancelled your visa Laxman, any comments?
Laxman : Why? I am no terrorist. Why should they cancel my visa?
Interviewer : Your name doesn't fit on the paper. Vengipurappu Venakata Sai Lax is all they could manage. They tried processing it, but ur name overflowed onto the next guy - Mr. Anketavan had his name printed as Mananketavan for which he is planning to sue the U.S. Government. So they are pretty angry with you.

***

Interviewer : Sir unga karuthu?
Kamal : Ah well, Visa enbathin porul "official mark on a passport permitting the holder to visit a specific country" enbathaagum. Nam uzhaipukku kidaitha oothiyam endrum solla iyalum.
Interviewer : Sir??? *aaramichutaanya, kaettathukkum sollarthukkum sammandhamey illama aaramichutaanya*
Kamal : Enakku Master Card-irkum Visa card-irukum vithyasam solli thanthavar, en gurunathar, K.Balachander sir dhaan enbathai naan perumai-aaga solli kolgiraen. Naanum Rajni-um Pizza saaptathai avar innum marakkavillai endru naan nambugiraen.
Interviewer : *ivan oru thodar kathai, nammalum blade-a poduvom* Sir Italy naatil kidaikkum Pizza, ungalukku tharaliyaamey visa?
Kamal : Aaha, kavithai kavithai. Abirami abirami. Nadula indha maaney theney pon maaney ellam poattukonga.
Interviewer : *podaraen da podaraen, ammi kal-a thooki un thalai-la podaraen* Sir ungala kenji kaekkaraen, idha pathi neenga enna sir ninaikkareenga?
Kamal : Well, ennai kaettaal, K.Balachander ayya...
Interviewer : Sathyama kaekkala da saami! Aala vidunga!!
Kamal : Lanjam kaettanga, kodukka maataen sonnaen. Yaenya kodukkanum? Yaen kodukkanum?
Interviewer : Indha imsai-a avunga thaanga vaenama? Kaettatha kudunga sir.
Kamal : Aahh...aaaahh...aaaaaaahhh. Naan yaenya kodukkanum? Naan yaen kodukkanum? Monica Lewinsky kooda White House-laye matter pannitu innum U.S. citizen-a irukaan paaru Clinton, avana kodukka sollu naan kodukkaraen. Vaarathukku oru purushan-nu maathittu irukkaley Britney Spears, avala nirutha sollu naan nirutharaen. Samaadhanam samaadhanam-nu gundu poattutu irukkaney Bush kamnaati, avana kodukka sol, naan kodukkaraen. Naalu paerukku nallathu seyyanumna edhuvumae thappu illa.

***
Interviewer : Unga visa-vum cancel pannitanga sir.
Ajith : Ei, unakku theriyuma, indha Red-oda visa-va yaarum cancel panna mudiyaathu le.
Interviewer : Sir, adhaan pannitaanga sollaraen la?
Ajith : Adhu eppadi le pannuvanga?
Interviewer : Rejected-nu stamp kuthuvaanga sir.
Ajith : Adhu illa le, indha Red-oda power theriyaatha le avungalukku?
Interviewer : Ippo enna power power-nu over-a scene vittutu irukka nee? Enna rendu lorry manna alli poduviya nee?
Ajith : Bush kitta poi sollu le.
Interviewer : Enna nu?
Ajith : Thalai pola varuma-nu kaelu le.
Interviewer : Kaetta thalai-la katti anuppuvaar.
Ajith : Mazhai nikkarthukulla!
Interviewer : Adhukullayavathu kudai pudi, jaladhosham pudichukku poguthu. Unna ellam interview edukka sonaan paar boss, muthal-la avana vettanum!

***
Interviewer : Aiyya unga Visa reject pannitaanga.
Karunanidhi : Periyaar-um Anna-vum vaazhntha naatilae...ippadi oru izhivu.
Interviewer : Sir ungala pathi-a pesareenga?
Karunanidhi : America-vin indha seyal thamizhanukku nadanthirukkum oru periya avamaanam.
Ramadas : Idhai pathi pesa ivarukku endha urimai-um illai. Naan dhaan thamizhanukkaga poraadugiraen.
Karunanidhi : En moochu muzhuvathum nirambi irukkirathu thamizhin uyir ezhuthukkal.
Interviewer : Ippo naanga enna Aayitha Ezhuthu-na sonnom? Yaen sir tension aareenga. Adichukaatheenga.
Ramadas : Enga maela irukkara kovatha dhaan Bush ippadi kaamchuttar-nu ninaikkaraen.
Interviewer : Enna pannineenga neenga?
Ramadas : 40 Days 40 Nights padathukku Thamizh paeru veikkumaru kaettu kondom, poraadinom.
Interviewer : Naarpathu Pagal Naarpathu Iravu-na? Jyothi theater-layum Pilot theater-layum dhaan release panna mudiyum. Kovam vara dhaan seiyum.
Karunanidhi : SunTV andha padatha midnight masala-la podalaamnu plan panni vilaikku kaetta pozhuthu maruththu vittargal. Krathagargal. Arakkargal.
Interviewer : Vaanga AMMA.
AMMA : En visa-vum raththu seyya pattathu.
Interviewer : Yaen?
AMMA : Naan periya gown poattirukarthaala manitha vedi gundu-nu nenachutaanga.
Interviewer : Aaha idhu enna anyayama irukku? Appo manja thundu poatta Karunanidhi-ku jaundice-nu solluvaangala?
AMMA : Indha anyaayatha thadukka naan poraada pogiraen.
Karunanidhi : Appo naan adhai edhirpaen.
Interviewer : Sir unga visa-um reject pannirukaanga sir??
Karunanidhi : Naan indha vayasula eppadiyum anga ellam poga porathu illai. Adhukku naan Jayalalitha seyyum aneethigalai edhirkalaamey?
Interviewer : Idhula enna sir aneedhi?
Karunanidhi : Idhu ellam enakku theriyaathu. Jayalalitha seyyaraanga, aneethi-a dhaan irukkanum, illatiyum appadi dhaan pesuvaen.
AMMA : Enakku time aachu. Naan kilambanum. Annan naamam vaazha, MGR naamam vaazhga.
Karunanidhi : Paartheengala. Naamam-nu solraanga. Avunga jaathi vazhakkam.
AMMA : Naanga oru type of pattai podarom, adhaye bottle-la neenga podareenga, avalodhaan vidhysama. Vaazhga Thamizhagam.

First Day of Sixth Sem

Well after a fortnight long leave we are back in college,its a friday this is the day when our thalaivar SUPERSTAR RAJNIKANTH's 1980 blockbuster Billa remake by Ajith is being released.And also the controversial film Mirugam also is being released today only.
I got up by 6:30 and started to college by 8:20.On the way cycle chain got loosened,while making it right ...all hands full of grease.Reached there by 8:50,msged Srivatsan regarding where was the class allotted.He himself had nt come to class by then[:D].Somehow found it to be a class in ground floor,third one on th right.Valliyamai mam was there ,she would be handling Software Project Management it seems.Then it was N/W lab by Gunasekharan big aaapu this sem......he would be handling Mobile Computing too it seems.After lunch at shanthakumar's room [...well he was nt back from his native so far...] me karthi and kamlesh were reading some very interesting news on newspaper.......don ask wat it is....it is suspense.
Then it was Visual Programming lab..no staff alloted for it so far..so jus attendance and we left.Reached home by 2:30..then on jus wasted time on worthless things on the net........

Confucius quotes:

About Confucius:
Confucius (551 BC – 479 BC) was a Chinese thinker and social philosopher, whose teachings and philosophy have deeply influenced Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and Vietnamese thought and life.His teachings may be found in the Analects of Confucius, a collection of "brief aphoristic fragments", which was compiled many years after his death. Modern historians do not believe that any specific documents can be said to have been written by Confucius,but for nearly 2,000 years he was thought to be the editor or author of all the Five Classics such as the Classic of Rites, and the Spring and Autumn Annals

Confucius quotes:

"Silence is the true friend that never betrays."

“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”

“Learn as though you would never be able to master it; Hold it as though you would be in fear of losing it”

“What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.”

“I want you to be everything that's you, deep at the center of your being.”

“By three methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest; second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third, by experience, which is the most bitter.”

“I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile, who weeps when I weep; for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.”

“Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall”

“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”

“When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.”

Golden Rules of life...

Don't hurt anyone
"It only takes a few seconds to hurt people you love,and it can take years to heal"

Live Today
"There are two eternities that can really break you down.Yesterday and Tomorrow.One is gone and the other doesn't exist...so live today"

Marriage
"Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with,only marry someone you cannot live without"

Money
"Money can buy everything but happiness"

Trust
"It takes years to build trust and a few seconds to destroy it"

Value
"What is most valuable is not what you have in my life but who you have in your life"